strike: what ya playin
me: Brutal Legend rated m for metal
strike: speakin of metal i found this poster for a battle of the bands
me: rock off *console turns off*
sonic: hey strike
strike: youre in the band
sonic: what
me: shadow no more elmo rock now its all metal and punk
shadow: its emo and i dont listen to emo rock
me: now shut it ur in the band
shadow: what band
me: my band
patster: what are you doing
me: youre in the band
patster: kay
now they need one more member
me: who will we get for the lead guitar
nana na NA
to be continued
new strike he is shineier

so i got school now which means ill be making regular posts instead of chapters or will i ;)

marnic: now we end this all
n.strike: fine by me *n.strike tries to punch marnic in the face but gets hit by an even more powerful punch then flies at him*
marnic: now do you see our full power
n.strike: i put all of my power in those punches
marnic: good to know i was barely using my power now to destroy you kamakaze fireball *fires a giant fire ball kamakaze and hits n.strike and knocks him out ending the fight*
marnic: its finnaly over
*to the other fight*
strike: come on vegeta im not even at full power
vegeta: hes acting like this is a sparring match now for my secret weopon come on darkness
strike: who *gets blasted by darkness*
strike: kioken times 20 kamakaze *blasts darkness*
darkness: holy ****
strike: now for you vegeta *rips vegetas head off and pops out of n.strike killing n.strike*
strike: im alive
marnic: *unfuse*
sonic: strike your ok
strike: im ok and i see you fused with mario
sonic: yep lets go home
strike: lets

sonic: you ready mario
mario: yes lets fuse *they do the fusion dance and create the ultimate being*
dooom strike: who are you
marnic: i am the fusion of mario and sonic i am marnic the plummberhog
doom strike: heh you still wont win *powers up all the way*
nova strike: now how do you want to die
marnic: youll die *punches nova strike*
n.strike: hah now to kick some
me: its my time matha fucka
n.strike: aw shit
me: boom chika ah boom chika ah boom chika ah boom chika ah mm mm mm mm my dick is bigger than your dick *gets blasted* aw shit madafucka
marnic: we gonna fight or what
n.strike: yes lets end this
finnally i can end this chapter see you next time on strike in life

strike well youre better than i thought veggie
vegeta: its vegeta thats it everyone dies *flies in the air and gets ready to fire a gallet gun* gallet gun
strike: kamakaze
vegeta: fire *both beams fire and impact in on eachother and an epic struggle starts*
strike: kiaoken
vegeta: no
strike: times
vegeta: no no no
strike: 4
vegeta: nooooooo *gets hit and goes flying yelling fuck and then gets out of it*
vegeta: thats it now for the moon wheres the moon wheres the damn moon
*flashback* me: MOON!!! *blasts it* *flashback over*
*vegeta flies down*
vegeta: so you thought you could beat me by destroying the moon huh
strike: question
vegeta: what
strike: are they made of cheese
vegeta: im going to enjoy this far more than i should *makesd a fake moon*
vegeta: now its time to show you my giant monkey.... form
strike: thank god i thought you ment your penis
me: to be continued

nappa: hey vegeta what cha doin
vegeta: eating people you
nappa: eating this delicous butter finger and you cant have it
vegeta: i dont want your damn butter finger *nappa starts eating it*
nappa: mmm oh good mmm so delicous
vegeta: god damn it nappa gimme that butter finger
nappa: *flies away* uh uh cant lay a finger on my butter finger
me: butter finger better than bug people
me: funny or not pic at end
patster: what did i miss
strike: me killing your pokemon
patster: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

me: sorry for the wait well here it is solja boy *i get whispered* i mean megaman
megaman: im not in this
me: you are now also spiderman
spiderman: what
me: you're gay
spiderman: no
me: yes the big cheese said so
strike: stop the arguing your making teddy scared
shadow: *punches strike* you got shadowd
patster and sonic: who wants to play tetris
everyone but them: we do
me: your still gay spidey
spiderman: no im not *hangs upside down doing splits*
everyone but spidey: GAY!!!!!!
me: first and only exclamation point
me: sorry for this one being short

me: welcome to the 20 o clock news at 90 o clock i am your anchor man cheeseman
strike: and i am your co anchor williams like it walk that way jenkins but you can call me strike *we both laugh then stop*
me: so sonic whats the weather
sonic: well its warm with a chance of snow
me: who cares
strike: im getting an incoming message from amy
me: wait she hasnt been introduced in this yet well she has now so what is the story amy
amy: well im here talking to mario so what do you have to say mario
mario: okay im running for president of the mushroom kingdom and taking bowser out as the leader
amy: doesnt princess peach rule
mario: dont make me laugh bowser has control 90 percent of the time
amy: okay and who is your vice president
mario: here he is luigi
luigi: vote for mario
amy: well i am now talking to wario who is running against mario wario who is your vice president
wario: here he is venom
venom: vote for wario
wario: thats right
me: okay in sports *strike tells me that we are out of time*
me: see you next time on newgrounds news were the news comes last and the weather comes later

strike: run away its an alien from a different dimension here to eat our brains
me: uh that is as fucked up as it sounds
patster: ah
me: save it strike already said it *??? starts killing demons and zombies*
me: their goes the neighborhood and if your not down with that we got 2 words for ya
me and strike: suck it *patster runs into his room*
sonic: who peed on the floor
shadow: it was patster
strike: im gonna laugh when patster opens the present i give him for christmas
me: what is it
strike: underwere
???: come on come and get me if you want to die *i jump out the window*
me: alright mysery guy you are goin down and if your not down with that we got 2 words for ya
me strike and patster: suck it
???: dear god my eyes have just randomly melted *i blast ??? back into oblivian*
strike: and if your not down with that ending
me: shut up i can only do that and patster
sonic: fine
strike: he was talking to me
shadow shut up or i shoot you both

me: hey guys dont forget to put out the fire place
everyone: okay
me: *i leave*
strike: good night *walks to bed*
patster: see ya *walks to his room*
sonic: great now its just you and me shadow
me: rated r
sonic: what i thought you went to bed
me: i was i just heard you and i was thinking you were building a trailer for a movie *i walks back to my room*
shadow: man i hate being near you sonic
sonic: then go to your room
shadow: this is my room its the only place with a fire place
santa: *drops down the chimney*
santa: ho ho holy shit
sonic: crap we lit santa on fire!
me: whoa you guys lit him on fire
sonic: it was shadow
shadow: no it wasnt
sonic: we are in your room
me: man shut up already put him out
sonic: fine *pees santa out*
strike: ah sweet a deer on our roof *shoots rudolf off the roof*
me: oh and santa we will be leaving you deer jerky instead of cookies next year and thats the end of the letter bye
strike: screw you thats funny