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jonathan565

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: noone needs to know
Job: none

give me a gun and ill never leave hear

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strike in life ch12 sonics job

Posted by jonathan565 Aug. 19, 2008 @ 9:01 AM EDT

sonic: so i think i would make a good ghost buster cuzz i hate ghosts
strike: okay stop faking your working at a delivery place to top it off the name is wing wong ching chong derrivery service
sonic: killjoy
strike: retard
patster: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
strike: what the hell *sees a giant chicken*
strike: that chicken owes me money [one fight scene later family guy style]
strike: got my money
sonic: get back to your job
strike: i have one im not saying im a bounty hunter but im a bounty hunter
sonic: wow your two favorite things money and guns
patster: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *wakes up* where am i
strike: hey look whos up its about hey sonic you know shadows job
sonic: no what is it
strike: toilet cleaner sailsman or woman we dont even know if he is a he
sonic: by god your *patster runs into the wall*
cheeseman: its a comedy see you next time
sonic: no we gonna keep going
strike: hes the boss sonic

Updated: 08/19/08 9:02 AM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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strike in life ch11 the end of the war

Posted by jonathan565 Aug. 6, 2008 @ 1:15 PM EDT

strike: guys
sonic: what
shadow: what
patster: what
strike: you guys wont believe it the war is over
sonic: how
strike: the spartans
shadow and patster: sure
strike: really i mean it
sonic: sweet
strike: so this means lets go home [7 hours later]
cheese man: you guys back so early and what happened to that other guy
strike: he left for some random reason
sonic: go random go random
strike: shut up
shadow: yeah shut up
cheese man: well guys id like you leave and get jobs okay
strike: sure
sonic: fine
shadow: no im on the most wanted list id be arrested
cheese man: fine
kay were now see you next time and look at this picture from again vgcats.com

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strike: okay the reason that chapter 10 wasnt done sooner is that the guy who made this is on a job cuzz he is cheese man protecter of truth justice and well cheese
sonic: that and hes a lazy bastard
me: you can of course go fuck yourself
sonic: bitch
me: shut up or your fired
sonic: fine lazy bastard
strike and cheese man: shut up
shadow: will you guys shut up im trying to sleep
tails: hi guys
evryone exept tails and patster: go away *strike throws tails into a portal to another dimmension*
cheese man: finnaly hes gone
strike: yeah
shadow: whoo
sonic: yay lets party
cheese man: okay then no we are not partying
sonic: darn
strike: hahahahahahahaha you suck sonic
sonic: shut up
strike: go to hell
cheese man: lets stop
evryone: fine
here is a cool comic at vgcats.com

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Updated: 08/05/08 5:24 PM 26 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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strike in life ch9 the beam sword

Posted by jonathan565 Jul. 29, 2008 @ 4:14 PM EDT

strike: hey guys u wont believe what i found on here
evryone but strike: what
strike: beam swords
shadow and sonic: what
strike: beam swords oh and to the readers its from no more heroes okay
shadow: ur kidding right
strike: nope
sonic and patster: awesome we get swords
strike: yes but u have to buy them not this is the only one
sonic and patster: oh well lets kick some butt
strike: fine *they all jump out of the plane and land safely*
strike: cool it works
strike: time to party
sonic: hey thats my line
strike: srry *activates his sword* lets go
evryone: alright

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strike in life ch8 annoying shadow

Posted by jonathan565 Jul. 24, 2008 @ 1:10 PM EDT

strike: are we there yet
shadow: no
strike: hey shadow do u ever get home sick shadow do u hey shadow
shadow: shut the fuck up bitch
strike: when i say weak ass u say bitch weakass ....... bitch
patster: man i should have brought popcorn
sonic: yeah me to wait ur not old enogh to be in the army r u
patster: no im only 11 yet i got a fake i.d.
strike: i belive i can fly i believe i can touch the sky spread my wings and fly away *shadow starts punching strike and then throws him on the ground*
strike: hey shadow can i have a pillow its comfortable down here *shadow starts wacking strike with the butt of his gun*
strike: ow hey shadow when do we get paid
me: ok lets stop before strike gets killed
shadow: no
strike: hes right we r here to entertain people
shadow: no i just like hurting u weak ass bitch
strike: what did u say
shadow: i said u r a weak ass bitch *strike starts puncing and kicking shadow*
strike: dont say that ever again

Updated: 07/24/08 1:21 PM 22 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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strike in life ch7 the training

Posted by jonathan565 Jul. 23, 2008 @ 11:08 AM EDT

knuckles: alright maggots u r all worthless disgusting maggots
strike: hey dont call me a maggot
knuckles: okay then twenty lap s right now
strike: done and it took only 3 seconds
sonic: damn it strike i hate u for this
shadow: yeah same here
knuckles: oh shut up
tails: hey guys
strike sonic shadow and knux: out now *they stuff tails in a cannon and fire the cannon and tails is far away*
strike: yes he is finnaly gone
knuckles: okay now we get training [1 training montage later]
knuckles: okay now u go off to fight that war *strike sonic and shadow walk into the plane with there guns and see a hedgehog*
sonic: hey who the hell r you
patster: hi my name is patster u guys r
sonic: im sonic
strike: im strike
shadow: and im shadow
strike: so r u going to war like us
patster: hell yeah
sonic strike and shadow: wait do u know u get paid for this
patster: yeah u get 20 bucks a kill
sonic and strike: AWESOME
me: okay then were done see u next time

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strike in life ch6 the army hogs

Posted by jonathan565 Jul. 21, 2008 @ 6:29 PM EDT

strike: hey guys
evryone but strike: what
strike: im not talking to u tails sonic shadow we are joining the army
sonic and shadow: what did u just say
strike: i said we r joining the army
shadow: eh ive done worse
sonic: same here
tails: can i come
strike sonic and shadow: NO
strike: *whispering* lets stuff him in a mail box
sonic and shadow whispering back to strike: hell yeahon our way there
strike: fine tails u can come [4 minutes later]
strike: do u like mail or extra mail *they all stuff tails in a mail box* [10 minutes later]
strike: finnaly we r here
knux: ten hut
sonic: hey knux
knux: hi sonic oh hey strike and hi shadow
strike: was happenen knux
sonic: wait how do u know knux
strike: the creator of this comic introduced me to him last week
shadow: bout time i get to talk how r u the seargent here
knuckles: well i did it for the money
strike and sonic: U GET PAYED TO DO THIS
me: well thats a wrap see u next timeand no more pictures

Updated: 07/21/08 6:29 PM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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strike in life ch5 TACOES

Posted by jonathan565 Jul. 17, 2008 @ 11:50 AM EDT

???: TACOES
strike: what the hell
sonic: take that shadow
shadow: damn it u win again sonic
???: TACOES
sonic and shadow: what the hell
sonic: its tails
strike: so u dont think its some fat guy wanting tacoes
shadow: yeah im with strike
sonic: its tails hes over there (they all look and see sonic is right for once)
me: sonic no crap this time good now dance (sonic does a weird dance)
evryone but sonic: hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha
tails: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha man sonic ur still funny
strike: since when is he funny
tails: since now
sonic: oh yeah tails this is strike strike this is tails
strike: to be continued
me: shut up right now
to be continued
and no more pictures so now enjoy this picture

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evryone

Posted by jonathan565 Jul. 12, 2008 @ 11:00 PM EDT

evryone join the ngdf help protect the greatest site ever

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strike in life ch4 gas guzzler

Posted by jonathan565 Jul. 11, 2008 @ 9:41 AM EDT

???: *farts real loudly*
strike: okay who the hell was that sonic
sonic: wasnt me
shadow: it was me
sonic: hey shadow
shadow: hey sonic whos that
strike: im strike
shadow: *farts longer and louder even more*
strike: sick man u know what ur a gas guzzler
shadow: im not a car
sonic: shadow he means u fart to much what did u eat anyway
shadow: i ate 20 pounds of baked beans
me: dude ur sick
to be continued
now enjoy this pic

yourmom.jpg

Updated: 07/11/08 10:44 AM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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