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sonic: so i think i would make a good ghost buster cuzz i hate ghosts
strike: okay stop faking your working at a delivery place to top it off the name is wing wong ching chong derrivery service
sonic: killjoy
strike: retard
patster: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
strike: what the hell *sees a giant chicken*
strike: that chicken owes me money [one fight scene later family guy style]
strike: got my money
sonic: get back to your job
strike: i have one im not saying im a bounty hunter but im a bounty hunter
sonic: wow your two favorite things money and guns
patster: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *wakes up* where am i
strike: hey look whos up its about hey sonic you know shadows job
sonic: no what is it
strike: toilet cleaner sailsman or woman we dont even know if he is a he
sonic: by god your *patster runs into the wall*
cheeseman: its a comedy see you next time
sonic: no we gonna keep going
strike: hes the boss sonic
strike: guys
sonic: what
shadow: what
patster: what
strike: you guys wont believe it the war is over
sonic: how
strike: the spartans
shadow and patster: sure
strike: really i mean it
sonic: sweet
strike: so this means lets go home [7 hours later]
cheese man: you guys back so early and what happened to that other guy
strike: he left for some random reason
sonic: go random go random
strike: shut up
shadow: yeah shut up
cheese man: well guys id like you leave and get jobs okay
strike: sure
sonic: fine
shadow: no im on the most wanted list id be arrested
cheese man: fine
kay were now see you next time and look at this picture from again vgcats.com

strike in life ch10 the reason it wasnt done sooner
Posted by jonathan565 Aug. 5, 2008 @ 3:40 PM EDTstrike: okay the reason that chapter 10 wasnt done sooner is that the guy who made this is on a job cuzz he is cheese man protecter of truth justice and well cheese
sonic: that and hes a lazy bastard
me: you can of course go fuck yourself
sonic: bitch
me: shut up or your fired
sonic: fine lazy bastard
strike and cheese man: shut up
shadow: will you guys shut up im trying to sleep
tails: hi guys
evryone exept tails and patster: go away *strike throws tails into a portal to another dimmension*
cheese man: finnaly hes gone
strike: yeah
shadow: whoo
sonic: yay lets party
cheese man: okay then no we are not partying
sonic: darn
strike: hahahahahahahaha you suck sonic
sonic: shut up
strike: go to hell
cheese man: lets stop
evryone: fine
here is a cool comic at vgcats.com

strike: hey guys u wont believe what i found on here
evryone but strike: what
strike: beam swords
shadow and sonic: what
strike: beam swords oh and to the readers its from no more heroes okay
shadow: ur kidding right
strike: nope
sonic and patster: awesome we get swords
strike: yes but u have to buy them not this is the only one
sonic and patster: oh well lets kick some butt
strike: fine *they all jump out of the plane and land safely*
strike: cool it works
strike: time to party
sonic: hey thats my line
strike: srry *activates his sword* lets go
evryone: alright
strike: are we there yet
shadow: no
strike: hey shadow do u ever get home sick shadow do u hey shadow
shadow: shut the fuck up bitch
strike: when i say weak ass u say bitch weakass ....... bitch
patster: man i should have brought popcorn
sonic: yeah me to wait ur not old enogh to be in the army r u
patster: no im only 11 yet i got a fake i.d.
strike: i belive i can fly i believe i can touch the sky spread my wings and fly away *shadow starts punching strike and then throws him on the ground*
strike: hey shadow can i have a pillow its comfortable down here *shadow starts wacking strike with the butt of his gun*
strike: ow hey shadow when do we get paid
me: ok lets stop before strike gets killed
shadow: no
strike: hes right we r here to entertain people
shadow: no i just like hurting u weak ass bitch
strike: what did u say
shadow: i said u r a weak ass bitch *strike starts puncing and kicking shadow*
strike: dont say that ever again
knuckles: alright maggots u r all worthless disgusting maggots
strike: hey dont call me a maggot
knuckles: okay then twenty lap s right now
strike: done and it took only 3 seconds
sonic: damn it strike i hate u for this
shadow: yeah same here
knuckles: oh shut up
tails: hey guys
strike sonic shadow and knux: out now *they stuff tails in a cannon and fire the cannon and tails is far away*
strike: yes he is finnaly gone
knuckles: okay now we get training [1 training montage later]
knuckles: okay now u go off to fight that war *strike sonic and shadow walk into the plane with there guns and see a hedgehog*
sonic: hey who the hell r you
patster: hi my name is patster u guys r
sonic: im sonic
strike: im strike
shadow: and im shadow
strike: so r u going to war like us
patster: hell yeah
sonic strike and shadow: wait do u know u get paid for this
patster: yeah u get 20 bucks a kill
sonic and strike: AWESOME
me: okay then were done see u next time
strike: hey guys
evryone but strike: what
strike: im not talking to u tails sonic shadow we are joining the army
sonic and shadow: what did u just say
strike: i said we r joining the army
shadow: eh ive done worse
sonic: same here
tails: can i come
strike sonic and shadow: NO
strike: *whispering* lets stuff him in a mail box
sonic and shadow whispering back to strike: hell yeahon our way there
strike: fine tails u can come [4 minutes later]
strike: do u like mail or extra mail *they all stuff tails in a mail box* [10 minutes later]
strike: finnaly we r here
knux: ten hut
sonic: hey knux
knux: hi sonic oh hey strike and hi shadow
strike: was happenen knux
sonic: wait how do u know knux
strike: the creator of this comic introduced me to him last week
shadow: bout time i get to talk how r u the seargent here
knuckles: well i did it for the money
strike and sonic: U GET PAYED TO DO THIS
me: well thats a wrap see u next timeand no more pictures
???: TACOES
strike: what the hell
sonic: take that shadow
shadow: damn it u win again sonic
???: TACOES
sonic and shadow: what the hell
sonic: its tails
strike: so u dont think its some fat guy wanting tacoes
shadow: yeah im with strike
sonic: its tails hes over there (they all look and see sonic is right for once)
me: sonic no crap this time good now dance (sonic does a weird dance)
evryone but sonic: hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha
tails: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha man sonic ur still funny
strike: since when is he funny
tails: since now
sonic: oh yeah tails this is strike strike this is tails
strike: to be continued
me: shut up right now
to be continued
and no more pictures so now enjoy this picture

evryone join the ngdf help protect the greatest site ever
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strike: okay who the hell was that sonic
sonic: wasnt me
shadow: it was me
sonic: hey shadow
shadow: hey sonic whos that
strike: im strike
shadow: *farts longer and louder even more*
strike: sick man u know what ur a gas guzzler
shadow: im not a car
sonic: shadow he means u fart to much what did u eat anyway
shadow: i ate 20 pounds of baked beans
me: dude ur sick
to be continued
now enjoy this pic
